extranarrative two: charliebrown

(image by RJ Moore, bon vivant)
Three days into my stint as substance abuse counselor and already I had driven pop sensation Melissa Dubious into a spiral of exobiologic tranquilizers, stone of spiritual understanding abuse, parole violations and at least one missed final. Missing somewhere in the endless trade district of west gilbertville, I sent malign spirits in search of his trail, who so terribly terrified the junk-addled clientele that in the panic outside a boy-thing in a gelatin cloak threw a drink in my face, the fumes and absorption alone sufficient to trigger my long-checked thirst for my old friend John Barleycorn, leading to a three-week bender in the company of sat-pop nymphet Dubious, and that’s why I haven’t been home in so long, sweetie, honest.
(12:07.05.19.2005) [/alpha/extrnarr] #