Thu, 19 May 2005

cuckoopad
cuckoopad

(image by RJ Moore, world’s laziest ninja)

The universal abolishment of distant spaces may have made trips to the bathroom much more expedient, but without question brought on strange neighbors. Telescopes in such settings demonstrate one’s willingness to indulge the decadent or the disbelief in the powers of the state to make all things instantly convenient, which is both sinful and rude. What sport was there, after all, when by merely thinking of the Venusian Saltsucker it would be little more than a glance out the window in its proximity? Everything distant becomes near, inverting Goethe’s maxim, presenting the splendors of ease on a platter of disease, our immune systems not at all prepared for the extent of our appetites. How’s that rash doing?
(12:07.05.19.2005) [/alpha/extrnarr] #