Thu, 19 May 2005

Na Na Na Na Na Na
Simple introduction. something to catch interest. Something quietly funny which puts the reader at ease. Building sentence which evokes mystery to be recalled later. Reference to something the reader knows. Hook for first line of second paragraph.

Incredibly revealing personal fact. An undercutting of personal fact through offhand comedic throwaway line. Elaboration of personal fact. Justification of personal fact, generally using the phrase “the point of which is”. Something in Greek to look smart.

Goofy childish thing said to present a feeling of intimacy. Comedic statement set up for the enjoyment of one member of audience who probably won’t be reading. Pseudo-deconstruction of previous statements for reasons unclear, perhaps for no better reason to evoke uncertainty. Statement which fulfills on the mysterious aspects of third sentence in first paragraph. Irritating disavowal of everything said up to this point. Empty threat of giving up writing forever, maudlin idealization of silence, exile and cunning. More backpedaling. Second goofy childish thing said in order to regather a lost audience. Statement as to the intent and failure of previous sentence.

Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. Veiled threat of suicide. Paranoid muttering. Paranoid muttering. The”nobody really understands” speech. Paranoid muttering.

Apologies for paranoid muttering. Apology for paranoid muttering *as* paranoid muttering. Apology for apologizing. Statement as to the author’s stupidity.

Empty statement.

Attempt to reroute and control damage. Clever use of memory. a fixation on prior focal points. Repeating of prior points, comparison to popular culture reference. Statement of violence in a comical sense. Rant against something meaningless and morally indifferent as a catalyst for directionless energies. Quote from established writer.

Zippy closing statement.
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