Thu, 19 May 2005

Owen And Rissa Lollygag Around And Really Don’t Say Much Of Anything, Three
“Good evening; Rissa here. I…am a genius.”

“And I’m Owen. I’m a boy.”

“And now that we’ve got our nod to our imporbable histories out of the way, we have a few points to make as to our not yet saving the world.”

“I mean, I don’t see *you* going out and doing it. So just settle down, already, with your ‘step up with the action!’ malarkey.”

“Hey, screw you, we’ve been busy, and not any of your candy-ass ‘I had to go to the library AND the post office today’ busy, I mean seriously busy, like we had to hire Paul Apostrophes to be our schedule-taskmaster and designer financier.”

“Which is super-easy to do, since he’s a head in a jar and thus not to be lured by the ways of the world, though he can be tortured with fish and ice cubes and little kids with loogies, but so can we, so.”

“All of which is simply to say that we’re on the go and living large and not just fiddlefucking around. Most people don’t realize how much preparation saving the world entails. The world is big!”

“And full of shit, too!”

“Here’s just one example. We know this girl who likes to climb up into trees and shine mirrors into the eyes of pilots in order to make them crash their planes. If we’re gonna save the world, like, the *whole world*, we’ll have to do something about her. Right?”

“It’s a god-damn shiteating moral quagmire, the world is.”

“So not only are we doing all this studying, we’re also getting into shape, because we’re gonna have to kick some ass, probably.”

“My shape’s an oval. I’m almost there.”

“We also need to start having better conversations. My speech is flabby lately, and Owen’s practically retarded.”

“It’s true! I’m just barely sure of what we’re talking about!”

“So don’t you pay no nevermind to all this hype about how we’re off the case, because we’re still here, getting our kung-fu correct. Not to mention my thirty hours a week at Rent N Putt, and Owen’s freelance modelling career. Next week we’ll save the world. Promise.”
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