Thu, 19 May 2005

Owen And Rissa Have A Bake Sale, Four
“Yeah!”

“Yeah!”

“Double-yeah, motherfuckers!”

“We cannot be stopped, for there is no stopping us! Public apathy and lack of funds may have spelled curtains for Nicolae Ceaucescu—”

“Well, that and the firing squad—”

“—it will not stay our path! We’re going hearts and minds on this one with the one thing which brings all people together!”

“And what would that be, Rissa?”

“Sugary treats! With handy history lessons on each napkin!”

“My, but this is a delicious brownie! And I didn’t know Warren Beatty was a Pinochet speechwriter!”

“It’s all true, and none of it is at all good for you, so you *know* it’s good! And at the Marinas-low cost of fifty dollars American for each hand-made treat, how can you afford not to stock up immediately?”

“Quantities limited! Order today!”

“Makes for great gifts! All funds go directly to the Owen And Rissa Travel and Defense Fund!”

“Do it today! We have places to be and soon!”

“Silence! Don’t tell them the plan! You’ll doom us before we even begin!”

“But they are weak and stupid, Rissa! They are only good for buying our tasty treats! They can do nothing to foil our plan!”

“Remember the ‘Dueling Breakdance Electro-Moles’ plan? Do you? Money in the bank until you squealed to those people from Mattel! Use your forebrain!”

“TASTY TREATS!”

“People of Earth! Do not fear the concoctions we have prepared for your entertainment and stimulation! Buy your salvation at cut-rate prices! Indulgences with each dozen!”

“Yeah!”

“Yeah!”

“Yeaaaaaaaaah!”
(12:10.05.19.2005) [/alpha/owenrissa] #