Thu, 19 May 2005

Owen And Rissa Do Some Quick Surgery, Six
“Rissa, I accidentally snorted a worm and it’s in my brain!”

“Is it a superintelligent worm that will boost your mental powers to that of a god?”

“I don’t think so! I think it’s just a worm!”

“Hold on, I’m gonna go unbend a coat hanger. Just sit still.”

“It’s biting my parietal lobe! I’m gonna end up like Chekov when Khan put that thing in his ear! I MUST KILL KIRK!”

“Okay, settle down, tilt your head back, and whatever you do, don’t sneeze.”

“Hey hey hey! Are you not gonna sterilize that?”

“You’ve got a worm in your brain. I think we’ve already gone past the point of proper hygene. Stop squirming!”

“I can’t help it! You’re triggering motor responses!”

“I’m gonna trigger a moron response if you don’t…hey! I think I got it! Now to just yank really hard and…blamo! Iiiiiiis *this* your worm?”

“YES! Thank you thank you thank you!”

“This means you don’t get to take that sick day now, tho.”

“Oh, yeah, about that, I got fired and before you even say anything it wasn’t my fault.”

“Oh good lord.”

“Well, okay, so I’m supposed to read to children, right? And so, I mean, who wants to hear about some little goofy-ass talking dinosaur, so I go off about this kid who takes a dump so big he can ride it like a raft, which he does, down into the magic sewer.”

“You know this means you now have to go crawling back to Isaac Hauer.”

“Yeaaaaaaah, I know. Which is fine. Hey, can I borrow ten bucks?”
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