Thu, 19 May 2005

levitation tricks
Owen just stopped by, at this god-awful late hour, and had a box worth of packages sent to me at the old place, most of which look to be music of some sort, or else explosives. Either way, expect reviews during the week, depending on how much free time I get. Also still awake are my little towheaded neighborkindern, whose parents have them huff turpentine from soiled underwear in order to keep them from screaming now that they had to pawn the television to cover the electric bill. They steal flourescent chalk from the slightly wealthier children at the bus stop and draw demonic-looking sigils outside my door. I am currently at work on a non-lethal trap which I hope will solve this problem, as while I don’t much believe in underage sorcery this year has proven to be so rife with malevolent spirits that it’s not in my best interest to take any chances. If need be, I’m willing to sell them to the hospital, where the miracle of modern science will allow the children to be sacrificed to various gods and brought back from the dead at least three or four times before their tiny deformed bodies finally give up the ghost. Of course, I hope it doesn’t come to that.
(12:13.05.19.2005) [/ana] #