Thu, 19 May 2005

don’t i look cool with my mouth filled with blood
So it appears I didn’t get the cape job, in that the second question of the interview was “Would you mind taking off your cape?” and I replied “No problem! While I’m at it, I’ll take off my pants!”, which ended up causing a whole big spectacle and also completely ruined my whole Barnabus Collins vibe. More a Bootsy Collins vibe. Luckily, my application for the head writer position at Subhuman Pit Wrestling Federation seems far more promising. All week I keep seeing three-legged dogs, everywhere I go.
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