no one forced you to be a moron
Cecelia stopped by tonight and showed me the most horrible product I
think I’ve ever seen in my entire life. It’s gumball gum, and it tastes
bad, like vap-o-rub tastes, only that’s not the horrible thing. The
horrible thing is, for about twelve hours, it stains the inside of your
mouth silver, like shiny silver. “It’s like your mouth is a
mirrorball!” Cecelia said, obviously delighted with this abomination of
science run amok, but I was positively mortified, and have since given
up any desire whatsoever to kiss Cecelia, or to eat paint.
I got up to nothing this weekend, other than working on the book (which
I now wish I had banged out for that write a book in a month thing that
Bauler was telling me everybody’s doing this month, as public shame
would really up my productivity) and abusing the gift of sleep while I
can. I suspect this will be a hectic week.
(12:13.05.19.2005) [/ana] #