something i learned today
When you’re on an airplane, and you hit some turbulence, and you can
see lightning off in the distance, apparently it’s no longer funny to
scream “THERE’S A MAN ON THE WING OF THE PLANE!”. It’s not funny for
the passengers, and it wasn’t funny for my mom, who had to drive to
Wichita and pick me up after I was forcibly removed from the plane
halfway home for Thanksgiving, but fuck those squares anyway, because
deep down, they know it’s funny.
(12:14.05.19.2005) [/ana] #