Thu, 19 May 2005

tv as eyes
At a swap meet I bought a tivo which was also a time machine, and would record any television show in history if I programmed it right. I was all anxious to tivo every episode of WKRP, but I couldn’t remember when it was on, but then I remembered that my grandad stored all his old TV Guides in the attic, so I drove to Duluth and filled a spiral with all the shows I wanted to record, but by the time I got back the retro-futuro tivo was on the blink, and Merle and Ed Satan came over and claimed it was probably a loose wire, and before I could get between them and the device it was cracked open like a turtle on the interstate. I’m gonna see if any of the celestial mechanics can fix it, and if so, I’ll let you know if I get hold of anything particularly noteworthy.

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