Thu, 19 May 2005

FIVE STAGE PLAN TO DESTROY UNIVERSE
stage one giant sea cannon ultrasonic power for to hunt the sea-pig where it lives and tear its ovaries from the fat of its underbelly and render this flesh for unto make eidetic stimulant power necessary for

stage two with aid of massive monetary and necessary mission equipmet grant from various corporations who wish to utilize end-of-time technologies as weapons platforms i and my team of specifically chosen suprageniuses undertake intensive and harrowing brainstorming session at very limits of human tolerance so as to compress time and greatly speed up learning process so to devour whole of human knowledge within three weeks necessary for

stage three millions of networked hypnosis generators all slightly out of tune played at nightmarish speed humans to burrow into the earth to escape the sound massive undermantle cities over thousands of years loss of pigmentation and development of eyestalks finally through overdigging the giant undermantle cities collapse and the earth falls off its axis

stage four is classified

STAGE FIVE CREEPY MONKEY HEAD
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